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It’s Not the Shot!

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With apologies to Dr Seuss

By Kim Skeltys (copyright 2023)

 

It’s not the shot!

It’s never the shot

It’s not, you clot

It’s not!

 

For if to the ground

A young bloke drops

Cause his heart

Has suddenly stopped

We don’t know why

But we know what it’s not!

 

It’s not the shot!

It’s never the shot

It’s not, you clot

It’s not!

 

Now excess deaths

Are excessively high

Haven’t a clue

The reason why

But don’t you dare say

That anti-vax lie!

 

Cause it’s not the shot!

It’s not!

 

It’s climate change

The papers say

Or watching video games all day

Or gardening – but

One thing it’s not

 

It’s not the shot!

It’s not!

 

“It’s Covid!”

Now officials claim

“For every death

That’s what we’ll blame”

“Let anti-vaxxers wail and rail”

“Covid’ll keep us out of jail!”

 

So question not!

Do what your’e told!

Our Covid Creed

You must uphold

And heed the advice

Of our big Pharma docs:

 

It’s not the shot!

It’s not!

It’s  –

PLOP!

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20 COMMENTS

  1. Excellent. Just the relief we need.

    I would not like them
    Here or there.
    I would not like them
    Anywhere.
    I do not like
    Green eggs and ham
    I do not like them,
    Jab-a-man

  2. I can testify that the muppets at M$M are actually saying this and the doctors are actually saying it’s “LongCovid™”. You got blood clots all over your body it’s “LongCovid™”, a type of respiratory flu which young people don’t suffer from.
    Australian Government:
    “An early 2023 COVID-19 booster dose should be considered for children and adolescents aged 5-17 years old who have medical comorbidities that increase their risk of severe COVID-19, or disability with significant or complex health needs.”
    This is how they plan to save long-term cost blowouts from their NDIS scheme.

    In Thailand they have a temple where you walk up inside the leg of a giant 3-headed elephant and when you get to the belly it’s the praying area. So as with the Australian Government, the elephant IS the room.

    • Its all propaganda of course, barking m16(lite for kids), Ak’s have a voice like a BAR and SLR

      I still enjoy the music but the mind gets churned even though I know most BS

    • John Schumann’s girlfriend in the 80’s was supposedly one of my primary school teachers. Schumann turned up one day at our Forbes Primary School in South Australia and sang something, whilst playing guitar. The rumour was that he came to our school because his girlfriend taught there.

      That girlfriend – my primary school teacher – wore a tiny PE skirt every single day that she taught there. It barely covered her underwear when she stood up straight, and if she bent slightly you were incapable of un-seeing what lay beneath.

      This teacher had a habit, a very pointed habit, of bending over in front of one particular male student who would have been around 11 years old at the time. Everyone in the class was aware that she was doing this on purpose. She would have been in her early to mid 30’s. It was revolting. The young boy in question seemed very embarrassed by it.

      In the book by Stewart Cockburn called the Salisbury Affair, the author notes that the only file held by South Australian police Special Branch on an SA citizen was on a ‘revolutionary’ Flinders university Philosophy professor called Brian Medlin. The head of Special Branch, Harold Salisbury, was fired over this supposed scandal. A royal commission followed.

      If you look up Brian Medlin you will find him pictured with John Schumann.

      Who was John Schumann really?

  3. I read over the last day or somewhere that nice Mr Tedros’s WHO does not now recommend injecting kids.
    Any word from our nice health ministers and good doctor Chant anywhere?
    Maybe the msm media will inform mums and dads of the latest?
    Anyone for baked crow? Does the ABC have a updated in-house buffet menu?
    Sell the ABC.

  4. Real estate available…

    Where is the new East India Company ?

    Pictures from the WEBBER TELESCOPE

    popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/g40810724/webb-telescope-images-gallery/?slide=6

    How far away is it?

    • How far away, 20mm, how far do VR googles get focus. Welcome to the metaverse where a 15 minute city sounds sooo last hour.

      Anywho, was grinding my neurons over this page, and this thought came to me. We can link two or three generations together still. Don’t know what to do, maybe, try and link to other cohort.

      Back in the day, wow, I was wide read, Alex Huxley, rah rah, but Issac Asimov. War and Peace killed my pursuit, but I’m not Fish. Science fiction, artography or cartoonography was on all these best sellers soft covers

    • Ta Dee,
      Please look up the Webb/er details and presentations.
      There is a list of questions with answers provided at the site.
      Be enthralled with the magic of the outer paddocks…… did not see Austria or any kangaroos, but one looks like a sea horse……. The grandchildren need to know what a tour of infinity is like and just ignore the “are we there yet”s . “IN TIME”.
      All fun.

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