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No Need To Inject 5-year-olds, Just Quarantine Santa on his Arrival

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Editor’s note: For light Sunday entertainment, a letter from a Gumshoe reader to his local member, and a second item from Germany that Terry Shulze placed in comments.

Letter to Minister

Attention. Mr D Sharma MP, Member for Wentworth

Dear Mr Sharma,

This is a serious matter of concern that I seek for you to raise with Prime Minister Morrison and his cabinet.

The Premier of Victoria has an enviable record for keeping his supporters safe, protected, and healthy.

However, whilst  Christmas shoppers in Victoria are required to be double injected on Premier Dan’s orders, I have noticed that he has not ensured (to my knowledge)  that Mr Clause (Santa for the children) will be required to present his double injected certificate for Covid upon his arrival within Australia.

I appreciate that such a matter is within the authority of the Australian government and out of Mr Andrew’s caring grip.

Clearly, the risks of any contact by Mr Clause  (and including his helpers) with the children’s Christmas gifts create a genuine risk of contamination of those gifts endangering the health of our most treasured children.

Accordingly, kindly raise this matter with our Prime Minister to ensure that any potential risk from Mr Clause and his entourage is alleviated by ensuring that Mr Clause and his little helpers be required to report to the commanding officer, directing the containment of ‘contactees’ in the Northern Territory by  Mr Gunner, presently running the Australian  Northern Territory and to be quarantined for at least the usual 14 days and to be tested before release, if the test is negative.

In addition, no doubt the reindeers should be similarly dealt with, perhaps Mr Joyce could take them under his care for the required period, as he has had reported experience in similar situations with a couple of sneaky hounds.

Sincerely, keeping us safe and secure!

🌈🐜

Name provided. References here and here.

No Euthanasia Without COVID Shot

There’s a silver lining that might deter some from considering assisted suicide. A German program that offers the euthanasia option has confirmed that the shots (or tests?) are now required – for safety. From WND:

“If you wish to voluntarily kick the bucket and shuffle off this mortal coil, Germany’s euthanasia association would like you to prepare for the afterlife by getting vaxxed…

“…As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease.”

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  1. Second article must also be in jest. If not those in authority are really showing there stupidity. “Before we allow you to die you must have Covid jab to save your life, so that you then have permission to have your life taken”. Is it just another way of putting more profits into the hands of greedy big pharma at taxpayer expense?

    • Good to see an open admission that the euthanasia movement is, and always has been, totally averse to exercising autonomy over one’s own existence

    • People going slowly through the disbelief stage, have not yet had trust broken.
      Even if it’s all right in your face, organ harvesting, over-servicing like “gender reassignments”, negligence and exploitation galore, useless treatments, treatments that make you need more treatments, people still have respect and faith, doctors in maseratis, patients in queues in the hallways, nurses blowing the whistle for decades now, it goes on and on powered by “belief”.

        • At this point I’m thinking such writing-on-the-wall style testimonies carry a good deal more clout than all the sermons being delivered by the converted

    • I also ran into support in the most unlikely places re home birth & home -ed
      And complete betrayal from some ostensibly enlightened individuals
      The old “never judge a book by it’s cover” adage comes to mind

  4. As for Deers, Dan’s policy for kangaroo crossings to be implemented…. I hear?
    Search “please move the deer crossing sign”. Yes, she consented to the injection.

  8. I just dropped off a some ‘Texas Chilli’ to our next door neighbor (with corn chips, ice cream and a few other goodies). He only has one arm and lost his wife a couple of years ago, we feed him a home cooked meal at least once a week. The meals are rather robust and feeds him for a couple of days.

    He was somewhat despondent as his favorite cousin died last week. It was the second cousin in three weeks. I asked him if the cousin was ‘vaxxed’, he didn’t know, but the previous cousin was.

    I expect that there are going to be more stories like this over the next six months.

  10. Global COVID Summit

    https://globalcovidsummit.org/news/watch-talks-from-leading-physicians-at-the-florida-covid-summit

    • Dr. Richard Urso Discusses the Challenges and Obstacles to Early Treatment (22:22)
    • Dr. Mollie James Asks: What Do You Want from Your Doctor? (11:01)
    • Dr. Pierre Kory Discusses the Suppression of Early Treatment Options (28:36)
    • Dr. Ryan Cole Argues Natural COVID Immunity is the Best Defense (21:52)
    • Dr. Heather Gessling on the Importance of Protecting Children (9:28)
    • Dr Peter McCullough – Our Public Health Agencies Are Getting In The Way Of Saving Lives (23:19)
    • Dr Robert Malone – MRNA Vaccines Explained For Real (38:26)
    • “DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!!! “
    • Dr. Paul Alexander – Do Vaccinated People Transmit Faster Than Unvaccinated People? (9:56)
    • (Dr Malone video duplicated – try this – https://www.bitchute.com/video/2ti8u8eeGjOI/ )
    • Dr Brian Tyson – Early Treatment Always Saves Lives (7:49)
    • Panel With Top Doctors on Kids, The Covid-Recovered, and Letting Doctors Be Doctors (28:32)

    IT’S NOT ABOUT A VIRUS …

  12. Scotty FM and Grumpy Humpty Dumpty are telling us they are going to catch all the on-line “trolls”. There is a new disclosure law but it will be hard to apply for websites which operate out of the US, presumably because of the 1st amendment, but no clues were provided with this statement.

    • Thanks Timothy

      I can only imagine what must be going through the minds of Dan Andrews, Michael Gunner ET AL (and it’ s a big ET AL) …

      • Saddam Hussein FULL Hanging Video (Graphic)

      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2msxbk

      There is a scene in Dostoyevsky’s “The Idiot” where the Prince is describing a fellow being led to the gallows/guillotine. His life flashes before him and while he hopes in vain that everything will continue to be ’normal’ as he is led through the streets, his life is about to end and his thoughts and dreams re about to be terminated FOREVER.

      I wrote a little haiku …

      • A lifetime embraced
      • Before an eternity
      • Of unfinished thoughts

      Can someone remind me what crimes were committed by Saddam Hussein – or Muammar Gaddafi – or Slobodan Milošević – or Bashar al Assad … or JFK …or Adolf Hitler ???

  16. Bravo Mr Neil Oliver – I am such a fan of his work on ‘Coast’ (I have the box set).

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1464677599465062402

    No doubt wikipukia does not like him …

    “Commenting on the British government’s response to the coronavirus pandemic, on 11 June 2021 Oliver said, “Lockdown is the biggest single mistake in world history”.[19] He also criticised the drive to vaccinate children in the UK against COVID-19, saying, “Never before in medical history has there been a proposal to vaccinate children against a disease that poses them no measurable harm. Added to this is the undeniable fact these vaccines for COVID are experimental, in that no data is available concerning long term effects.”[20] He likened the fight against government anti-COVID measures to the fight against Nazi Germany, saying, “there’s another battle of Britain being fought now. It’s being fought by a minority outgunned and shouted down by those who would accept freedom handed to them by MPs on condition that they do as they are told. That’s not freedom. That is tyranny.”[21]”

    Featured on this excellent blog …
    https://ianrobertmillard.org/2021/11/28/diary-blog-28-november-2021

    • Virus has gone benign and only va666inated people are allowed to travel so they are spreading it. OK let’s all get the virus now and we will be immune. Sack the Corporate Health Officers they are a waste of good money. Mandatory Vitamin D for people who are indoors all day – “mandatory” means everyone should take it IF THEY AGREE

        • I accidentally caught a minute of Dr Fauci and he and his gang are pushing fear and va666ines as hard as they can with no reference to the Dr Coetzee above and instead of anticipating a virus variant to “go benign” as they normally are expected to do, this one is hyped to become ever more dangerous.

  19. Categories of Monarch Programming are relative to the latest ‘moronic’ (OMICRON) wave.
    Seems that here in satanic city Sydney, many are programmed from cradle to grave with TV and now digital jabs within – ‘the thing’ being – the mark.

    ALPHA. General programming
    BETA. Sexual programming
    DELTA. Killer (assassination) programming
    GAMMA. System protection and deception programming
    OMEGA. Self injury and suicide programming
    THETA. Psychic killers
    ZETA. Production of snuff films.

    We are also Monarch slaves indirectly, because we have no control of events unfolding.
    Slaves are everywhere in our society; sex slaves, prostitutes, pornography, entertainment industry, sports, military, intelligence drug running, money laundering, gun control, leaders of governments, assassins and murderers.
    We have one world government run by banksters. Main part of agenda is for everyone to have the beastly chip (Covid injection), where all financial transactions are digital.
    This global police state has enforced total financial and economic control, individual rights and freedoms all gone.

    • A lot of what Bosi says is true but he gets lost on a few things, one is that Australians do not want to embark on a project to take down the CCP. Another is “land releases”, he wants to open up regional Australia but people don’t want to go and be hobby farmers because there is no money in it and it’s too hard. So in Melbourne for example land galore has been opened up in the southwest and more recently the northeast. In Perth the city limits have expanded in all directions. Sydney has natural constraints. Bosi would be more effective if he worked on his self-censorship and economics. Land prices are up because of money printing and bank lending. According to Bosi, everyone else is bad except for him. It would be entertaining to see him operating his gallows but unfortunately such loose talk from the likes of him will ultimately be counter productive.

      • I twice joined Australia One, and Bosi’s movement, but it soon became clear he is a fundamentalist Christian, and his power sharing model is top down.

        I hope he is successful, but once we have our counry back it seems we will beed to overthrow him.

    • At 19: 45:
      “They(the Chinese) own most of Australia – and by the way that will be rectified quick smart”

      I realise that a substantial number of valuable assets are now under Chinese control, but “most of Australia”?

      And the situation “will be rectified quick smart” exactly how?

        • Either way there’s very obviously no way of “quick-smart rectification”

          Certain white-anting strategies could possibly be brought to bear but it goes without saying that that’s not going to happen by voting anyone into office

          • I understood the message to be voting OUT those who have sold us out. He mentioned Clive Palmer, but I notice Gina Rinehart’s partner was fundamental in purchasing the Kidman ranch. Wonder how many more like these two? It is very hard to believe any super-rich Chinese would be independent of the CCP. Follow the money. It’s impossible to rid the filth overnight. Patience!

          • Gina told us all we were only worth $2 an hour then she tried to buy a big chunk of Fairfax but couldn’t because channel 9 / CBS were already on the deal I guess. These MSM outlets are worth nothing if people stop giving them money. After all that excitement Gina went and got all of her excess fat sucked out.

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