Editor’s note: We know “they” lied about 9/11; they lied about the Port Arthur Massacre, and about the toxic and contaminated vaccines. They are silent on the man-made engineered virus and are lying about 5G. Now we await “their” vaccine. However, this is a post for the lighter moments of the “lockdown”. Thanks to Gil for forwarding the photos below.
And now for “Queen”. (You have to watch it on Youtube)
Good news. This is the first glimmer of “resistance” I have seen. The Authors Guild has just emailed its members as follows:
“The Authors Guild is appalled by the Internet Archive’s (IA) announcement that it is now making millions of in-copyright books freely available online without restriction on its Open Library site under the guise of a National Emergency Library.
“IA has no rights whatsoever to these books, much less to give them away indiscriminately without consent of the publisher or author. We are shocked that the Internet Archive would use the Covid-19 epidemic as an excuse to push copyright law further out to the edges, and in doing so, harm authors, many of whom are already struggling.”
As I often say, when money is involved, the public is much more willing to express disapproval of corruption. (Bill Clinton and the Clinton Foundation’s huge income, for example.) I am proud to be a member of the AG making a stink about this theft. Yay! Stink! Yay!
EMPLOYEE NOTICE
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS – Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Ah, Mark, but we’ve got these little flashlights on the back of our cell phones, don’t we?
Not my phone… I still have a dumb phone???
Mark, if you’re as dumb as I am, or even half as dumb, it may be that the offending flashlight — and myriad other things — are there, hiding in plain sight and you never realized it.
For instance, did you know that the damn thing takes your blood pressure (all day)?
WHAT!!! My blood pressure, as long as it doesn’t take my temperature…
Brilliant spoof
Should be turned into a poster and stuck on the wall of every Centrelink office
Thanks Dee–Love Patti Smiths rendition a true survivor of the holocaust –small h
Mary maybe need to stock up on batteries matches and candles just in case
The Coronavirus Rhapsody was very clever and well done. How do these people re-create the words so well???
Excellent Mark . Here’s to more years of being Raped , Shafted & Screwed.
Meanwhile , for those people suggesting that the bio-weapons attack theory by the U.S on its enemies is invalidated in light of the statistics that the U.S now has more COVID-19 infections than China ( although vastly fewer dead ) , think again.
Respected scholar Dr Kevin Barrett suggests that the U.S got complacent after the SARS bio-weapon it initiated in 2002 / 03 – assuming that any future attack would also remain more or less confined to a particular region .
The SARS epidemic started & remained localised in East Asia with negligible collateral damage elsewhere in the world ( Canada, with 38 deaths, was the only non East Asian country to report more than 2 deaths ) :
https://www.who.int/csr/sars/country/2003_07_11/en/
Bottom Line :The plan was to infect China with COVID-19 & disrupt its economy whilst simultaneously engineering a virus that would spread around the world ( impacting less on other races – but sufficient enough to enable a martial law lockdown & provide cover for the ensuing economic collapse that the ruling elites knew was coming ).
Dr Barrett elaborates on some of these points here & mentions the likelihood that the bio-weapon attack on Iran was initiated by Israel :
More wise words from Dr Kevin Barrett on COVID-19 :
Thanks for sharing.