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The Return of the Talidan (and Guidance From The Stones)

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Gumshoe adaption

Editor’s note: some satire for the day. 

THE RETURN OF THE TALIDAN

By Kim Skeltys (copyright 2021)

In a sudden coup that has shocked the world, hard-line fundamentalist group the Talidan have again taken over the Australian state of Viktoristan, already introducing harsh rules against the population.

Their Supreme Leader, Talidan Andrews, has issued edicts banning all children from playgrounds, the drinking of alcohol outdoors, street protests, as well as parties, singing, and “especially having fun of any kind” – with insiders saying a ban on kite flying and marbles next on the list.

There have been unconfirmed reports of US Embassy staff being evacuated by helicopter and fleeing to Florida.

Viktoristan’s Chief Prophet Brettsama El Sultan, who has ominously warned that the coronavirus is “an absolute Beast, even scarier for kids than the Jabberwock” defended the playground ban.

Brettsama said that children were not safe playing outside or with other children, and should be kept locked up inside, preferably in isolation in a basement, for their own protection.

Although it was true the science showed the coronavirus very rarely spread outdoors, Prophet Sultan said his staff of expert alchemists and epi-demonologists – many from the prestigious Gates of Hell Foundation – assured him “the magic sound vibrations of children’s laughter bouncing off playground equipment may demonically summon up the virus and makes it far more infectious”.

Brettsama said that was why the virus didn’t spread much in crowded supermarkets that were allowed to be open, or in long queues waiting to get the covid vaccine, although any children visiting such places should be masked or muzzled to prevent any infectious laughter escaping from their mouths.

Prophet Sultan said it was unfortunate that the Talidan government had to imprison half the population in their homes for the next six months or longer, or perhaps for eternity, but it was the only way to protect them from “the Beast” whose coming had been prophesised in the Talidan holy book, the KorDan.

He then reverently quoted from the KorDan: “When the Beast cometh, thou shalt flee in terror and hide under the bed and quake in fear, and never leave thy house, for should the Beast findeth anyone, the Beast shall slay 0.15% of the population, give or take half a decimal point, and giveth the rest a runny nose and mild headache.”

Prophet Sultan said he had sympathy for those who would lose their businesses, jobs, life savings, health, and perhaps their sanity during their long home imprisonment, but the Supreme Leader had promised everyone suffering hardship a free bag of rice every week.

Talidan Andrews would also be donating $5 a month of his $420,000 a year salary to a charity for the homeless.

“We certainly don’t want more people to end up homeless and on the street,” said Prophet Sultan, “As then we would have to arrest them for not being at home”.

 

 

A replica of the Georgia Guidestones now erected near the Shrine of remembrance with the Eureka Tower in the background (Gumshoe adaptation)

Editor’s note: And now for Take two.

LETTER OF SUPPORT SENT TO THE OFFICE OF THE PREMIER (DAN ANDREWS)

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please pass my support onto the CMO [Chief Medical Officer] and the Premier.

The Premier stated that difficult decisions have to be made and they weigh on the CMO and “all of us”! This was in response to the suicides by the young teen girls who suicided no doubt as a result of the fear and seeing their futures taken away as a result of the hysteria over the planneddemic.

Please tell them not to worry. They are just the disposable unwashed and laid their lives down to keep the people safe from the flu, sorry Covid.

The fact that more people died of flu the previous year and more died of suicide from covid last year shouldn’t matter. After all many more than this died of the vaccines which government pushes for their masters, I mean advisors in the WHO, WEF, and UN.

When put next to the number of businesses and jobs and hopes for the future destroyed by these insane directives to prevent a disease that has a 997% recovery rate, these 8 teenage suicides should be just ignored.

And if Prof Yeadon is correct all the people vaccinated will be dead in 3 to 5 years so these 8 should not be a concern.

Finally, all the politicians, public servants, and medical officers are all being paid while many lose everything. And rightly so! How else can we bring in the GREAT RESET! Certainly not by having everyone prosperous. We must destroy jobs and businesses and have the people on their knees so they will accept the devious plan thought up by the 1%ers and brought to fruition by governments globally.

According to the Georgia Guidestones, the desire is to kill 8 billion. According to the Holy Bible that is achieved. So worrying about the deaths of 8 young girls or indeed 800 is nothing. We must push ahead and destroy as many lives as we can, using the ruse of a man-made flu in order to depopulate the world.

Soon the next phase must be implemented; that is pushing the people to revolt violently so we can bring in the military and impose martial law and then eliminate those that refuse the death jab err, vaccine.

This whole plan is brilliant. We must not falter now over the deaths of 8 insignificant teen girls and if anyone in government does not have the stomach to continue then we must replace them with someone who does.

AND WE MUST NOT consider the Holy Bible. We are dealing with that by closing churches and trying to destroy people’s faith. The heretics who took control of the churches are doing a stellar job of complying. The fact that all this is written in the Holy Bible and therefore means the Holy Bible is real should not deter us. Satan has promised victory!

The fact that Satan cannot defeat Jesus Christ and His Glorious Second Coming will mean that all those in government, including compliant public servants and their families, will spend eternity in hell should not cause anyone to falter now. Those 10 or 20 or 30 years promised by Satan in his RESET WORLD should be enough to make the suffering for eternity in hell seem like nothing.

Hold Steady thy mast and push on. We will soon see total economic collapse, rioting in the street, a collapsed food supply system with total famine and martial law just as planned.

SIG HEIL and let us soldier on for the good of the elite.

“It is a fundamental human and Christian right to kill to protect our family.”

Graeme Bell

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  4. Is this true?

    https://extra.ie/2021/08/18/news/irish-news/dolores-cahill-uk-arrest-warrant
    Warrant issued for arrest of anti-vaccine professor Dolores Cahill

    “A warrant for the arrest of UCD professor and anti-lockdown campaigner Dolores Cahill has been issued in England, following a controversial rally she spoke at in central London.

    Prof Cahill reportedly told the hundreds of people who had gathered in Trafalgar Square last September that vaccines could make people sick, and could give them multiple sclerosis and allergies. Such views have been discredited by scientists and medical experts.”

    • It must be true, the authorities actions have the correct ratio of blandness and bullshit.
      But the part about the “Irish Freedom Party” asking her to resign because of free speech sounds like an extract from the main story, no racism intended, I am just old-school.

  5. We are now experiencing the final chapter of the Bible. Lucifer has instructed his miinions to reduce world population to manageable level prior to assuming his role as god for 3.5 years. Of course Satan’s minions are being well paid. The Lord God is allowing Lucifer to cause havoc as it is His Wrath for the evils on and in this world and Lucifer is being used as an instrument of the Lord. The vaxx is the precusor for the MOB and while many claim to be a child of the Lord now is the time of testing by the Lord to see if indeed that claim holds weight and water.

  7. A lady from Israel where they are locked up, “the sky is closed” and injected.
    Lots of jews seem to have sold out the other jews, no doubt they identify as some other tribe, so, just as Africans sold their prisoners-of-war to the slave traders, the jews in BigPharma will sell out the jews in Judea, Israel and Zion (if that exists yet, Golan Heights perhaps is the beginning).
    And many Europeans in places like the British Colonies have no ancient tribal affiliations so there is no reason not to sell anyone out. All the same they are prisoners of their own gullibility. As soon as they all stop believing, they will be free, free to travel, free from the dust-masks, free from BigPharma’s Nazi 2.0 which is getting into full swing now in Australia’s two biggest cities.
    Who would not want to be free from all this ?
    Only the mind kontrolled who cannot even see the cage they are in.
    https://www.brighteon.com/b405f91a-151a-48a1-942a-0e34f81142e3

  8. When word seeps out that thousands of jabbed children have died, that is when Aussies will get off their arses and have a whinge. When another few thousand have died and lie rotting in the streets, a lot of Aussies will actually get angry.

    Only then will they fight back or, more to the point, step back to let the 40% real Aussies wipe out the scum responsible.

    Donald Horne had an excellent grasp of the spineless Aussie psyche, which he described in his classic “The Lucky Country”. How many Aussies understand he was being bitterly sarcastic with that title?

  10. Guess who owns the pharmaceutical industry…….

    Jewish Occupied Governments: Jewish Penetration of Vatican City

    Christian-Jewish Betrayal Fully Evident in Vatican City According to Michael A. Hoffman II Article

    Vatican Jewish Paper Shows Judaized Puppet Catholicism–World NEWS Syndicate Service

    03-16-98 by Winston G. Evans,

    “…………I believe that I have proven my case. If you see flaws in my reasoning, please print them here so that I may answer your complaints with more facts.
    In my opinion, the Jews have, in most ways, brought calamity down upon heir own heads. Right now, in America, they are at it again. They have put together a Democratic Party which they run, have all the news sources so that they pick almost all of our political candidates, and they have the biggest lobby and the best media blackmail money can buy. And, of course, our congressmen are the most easily corrupted in the universe, so they work hand-in-hand on selling out the majority of the population which is European and Christian. The replacement of whites and Christians is planned already, and the President has been recently gloating over the fact that whites are planned to be a minority in 2040. What he didn’t mention is that by 2140, we will be gone.
    And that’s genocide, and it’s been planned for Christians in America by the Jews, and it’s in print everyday, but just not covered for what it is…….”

    https://web.archive.org/web/20181103030545/http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-occupiedgovernments-vatican.html

    • Jewish Money and Economic Influence

      "The extraordinary story of Jewish-American success
      contains lessons for us all."
      -- Steven Silbiger, 2000, p. 1

      "The Torah lights, the Torah shines, but only money warms."
      -- Old Yiddish folk saying, [KUMOVE, S., 1985, p. 238]

      "Maybe we don't know your [Christian] history. But you still
      have a lot to learn about ours."
      -- Jewish "banker who had been born into a left-wing family"
      at a Christian-Jewish group discussion,
      [COWAN, P., 1987, p. 185]

      "During my dialogues with [famous Jewish Nazi-hunter Simon] Wiesenthal,
      I wondered what the Hebrew interpreter Luis de Torres, who was the first
      member of the expedition to set foot in the New World, might have said to the
      'Indians' when the Pinta, Nina, and Santa Maria landed in the Bahamas on 12
      October 1492: 'Did he address them in Hebrew?' 'That I don't know,' Simon
      said, adding deadpan, 'But I can tellyou what the Indians said back to the white
      man: 'Now begins the tsuris [Yiddish for "tro
      ubles"].'
      -- Alan Levy, 1993, p. 22

      https://www.islam-radio.net/thetruth/21money.htm

  11. “There exists a shadowy Government with its own Air Force, its own Navy, its own fundraising mechanism, and the ability to pursue its own ideas of the national interest, free from all checks and balances, and free from the law itself.”

    Daniel Inouye

  12. Indisputable fact, crown kabal have black handed Australia to CCP.
    Today army personnel armband insignia is white red blue. Notice it changes every time they’re screened on msm. Do we have foreign troops here, who can tell when all are masked?

  13. Geezy Go is here, delivery to your door. Challenging big three, manifests from nowhere overnight, crown kabal ccp invisible store set up now all over Oz. Global warehouse delivery system for all in mates. F them.

  14. If the media was rotten to the core all those years ago, how would it compare to today?

    The Project Gutenberg eBook of Free Opinions, by Marie Corelli

    AUTHOR OF “GOD’S GOOD MAN” “TEMPORAL POWER”
    “BARABBAS” “THE MASTER CHRISTIAN” ETC

    LONDON
    ARCHIBALD CONSTABLE & CO LTD
    1905

    “……………There would be no greater force existing in the world as an aid to
    civilization and human fraternity than the Press, if its vast powers
    were employed to the noblest purposes. It ought to resemble a mighty
    ship, which, with brave, true men at the helm, moves ever on a straight
    course, cleaving the waters of darkness and error, and making direct
    for the highest shores of peace and promise. But it must be a ship
    indeed,–grandly built, nobly manned, and steadily steered,–not a
    crazy, water-logged vessel, creaking with the thud of every wave, or
    bobbing backwards and forwards uncertainly in a gale. Its position
    at the present day is, or appears to be, rather the latter than the
    former. Unquestionably the people, taken in the mass, do not rely
    upon it. They read the newspapers–but they almost immediately forget
    everything in them except the headlines and one or two unpleasant
    police cases. And why do they forget? Simply because first of all they
    are not sufficiently interested; and, secondly, because they do not
    believe the news they read. A working man told me the other day that he
    had been saving sixpence a week on two halfpenny papers which he had
    been accustomed to take in for the past year. “I found ’em out in ten
    lies, all on top of one another, in two weeks,” he candidly explained;
    “and so I thought I might as well keep my money for something more
    useful. So I started putting the halfpence by for my little kiddie, and
    I’m going to stick to it. There’s five shillings in the Savings Bank
    already!”………….”

    https://www.gutenberg.org/files/66079/66079-0.txt

    • The part showing Soros exposes him as a total lackey who has done very well out of being a trustworthy and reliable lackey, a servant extraordinaire of Swissy.
      I was looking up gold and found a few guesses about how much gold was in the world, roughly 200,000T have been dug up in the world. Bank of England holds about 10,000T, not sure where they keep that but it amounts to about 5%.
      So let’s say half in storage and half in public ownership that’s 100,000T = 100 million kilos. Most people don’t own gold so if 1 billion share that it’s 100g each which covers all the jewellery and bits and pieces. Where’s the other 100,000T.
      I suggest it’s not in Rotschild’s basement, I suggest Rotschild is just a faithful lackey of Swissy. Rotschild was there at the start of transnational futures trading, which was done by carrier pigeons carrying the information between cities. Where could Rotschild hide all the real gold ??? It would get robbed straight away in all the wars and revolutions, and purges of jews. The most obvious place all this gold went was to caves in the Swiss Alps. Was Switzerland owned by jews !!! I don’t think so. Was the Vatikan with its Swiss Guard owned by jews !!! I don’t think so. I think the Swiss money came from Egypt and Rome. My best guess is, some jews are trustworthy and reliable lackeys, smart and know who is boss, and as shown by Soros in the video above, have no qualms whatsoever about throwing all the other jews under the bus. This is what I’m seeing. I’m seeing a handful of jews using all the rest as human shields.THE “JEWS” ARE A DECOY.

      • The clearest connection between the fallen empires of Egypt + Rome to Switzerland is Venice where the “Lombards” did a lot of banking way back when. Venice was the seaport for places north of the Adriatic sea. The flashpoint areas of ww1 & 2 were all a short distance from this region. Archduke Ferdinand and Hitler were local boys.
        Venice only became part of Italy quite recently. Their empire fizzled out presumably as it was consolidated in Zurich, and shipping all went trans-Atlantic.

  17. What Israel hopes to gain from America’s Afghan disaster

    https://electronicintifada.net/content/what-israel-hopes-gain-americas-afghan-disaster/33766

    The rapid collapse of the US-installed puppet regime in Afghanistan will be remembered for decades as a defining moment in the decline of American imperial power.

    The scenes of chaos and desperation at Kabul airport drew apt comparisons with the humiliating American withdrawal from Saigon in 1975, after more than a decade of American slaughter in Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos.

    The hasty American retreat from Afghanistan also recalls Israel’s humiliating withdrawal from southern Lebanon in 2000, after two decades of brutal Israeli occupation failed to crush local resistance.

    ……………For Yossi Melman, a Haaretz columnist who has covered Israeli intelligence agencies for decades, the “important lesson that Israel must draw from this situation is that the age of American involvement in the Middle East is ending.”

    Still, he hopes that Israel could “benefit in an indirect way” by offering itself as the protector of America’s “Sunni” client regimes which might be feeling more vulnerable in the wake of the Taliban victory.

    “As the strongest power between the Indian Ocean and the Mediterranean, Israel could leverage this nascent reality and make itself the backbone of military and strategic support for the Sunni world, which is fearful of Iran and of fundamentalist terror that may well rear its head again,” Melman asserts.

    The view that Israel could replace the US is delusional, since it is predicated on the notion that Israel’s power exists independently of Washington.

    Israel is of course totally dependent on the US for its military superiority, as well as for political and diplomatic backing.

    That’s something Israeli leaders understand well, which is why Israel and its lobby invest so much in trying to shore up American support………..

    Despite the bravado and bluster about self-reliance, Israel still needs America to fight its wars.

    https://electronicintifada.net/content/what-israel-hopes-gain-americas-afghan-disaster/33766

  20. I should have posted this here as well as on James O’Neill’s article.

    • The Daily Nationalist: Hope for Afghanistan – Sven Longshanks with Dr Matthew Raphael Johnson

    https://www.radioalbion.com/2021/08/the-daily-nationalist-hope-for.html

    Very topical and enlightening on quite a number of aspects.

    It is not just the demise of the heroin trade – also perverted Sabbatean liberalism, institutionalised child abuse, Netflix movies (oh I am repeating myself) and usury.

    Not the best piece of satire I have read but we’ll leave it at that. It actually satirises certain parties and institutions that should never be brought down to the level of D Andrews and his fellow collaborators – perhaps a mention of Hillsong would not have gone astray.

    Funniest bit was referring to the Child Molesting Ogres (CMOs) as Chief Medical Officers. Hilarious.

  21. They got their country back. Good for them. If it were my country I would be beheading the invaders too ! Hopefully we soon will be over here, we need to take a lesson for the Tali

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