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I Want My Anal Swab and I Want It Now

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by Mary W Maxwell, LLB

This is lovely. The latest news from China is that testing for Covid can be done not only up the nose or down the throat, but also up the proverbial kazoo. The anal test provides a “more accurate” reading, they say, of whether a recovering patient still has Covid.

This was learned from two (count ’em, two!) patients in a Beijing hospital whose reading from nose and throat registered “He can go home now,” while a “lower digestive tract” (very lower) reading said “Nah, keep him for a few more days.”

The testing method uses a cotton-bud type thing on a stick. This tells me that if you’ve got a stash of Q-tips at home, you will pretty soon be able to scalp for them. The DHHS will be purchasing 330 million of them at top price, so that every citizen of The Great Republic can be tested, forcibly if not voluntarily.

This lower digestive tract test (LDTT?) will become the standard. There won’t be any need to prove its actual worth, as governments, whether of China or the United States, haven’t shown the least concern about the worthiness of the currently used PCR “test” for Covid.

(Note: The PCR there stands for Polymerase Chain Reaction, not Paul Craig Roberts.)

No matter that Kary Mullis, who won the Nobel Prize for inventing this chain reaction test, stated that the PCR should not be used for diagnosing. Who is he to comment? Anyway, he died in August 2019.

I Want It Now

I am delighted that it has come to this. The anal-swab routine is a bridge too far and I think that everybody will see that. Human beings have an instinct for privacy. There’s just something about that part of the body that you don’t want others to see, much less have any control over.

Therefore I want the federal or state government (in my case, New Hampshire) to threaten me with anal swabbing so I can fly faster than a speeding bullet to the local courthouse (it‘s on Pleasant Street!) and file for an injunction.

If that doesn’t work and they do swab me, all the better. I can then mount a RICO lawsuit against all these damned racketeers who have been running the pandemic.

Won’t that be great? Hell, I’d be willing to get swabbed on television, if it could all end happily with the miscreants getting Ceausescu’d on television. Come on, what are we waiting for? The full depopulation?

The Plot To Dehumanize

You can’t fool me. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt what is going on here. There is a plot to cancel humanity, a plot to change our human nature to something more robot-like. Lately it involves actual robots, and the “interface” between computers and the brain – which is to say, your brain.

Scientists boast openly about transhumanism. But the
dehumanizing plot – why not call it a conspiracy — has gone on in many ways, via well-known and well-predicted attacks, such as the attack on the family, religion, and nation. (See HG Wells’ 1928 book, The Open Conspiracy.)

You really have to give credit to the geniuses who could think of ways, rather accurately, to remove what makes us what we are. By a spree of pornography, they have devalued intimacy. By a leveling of culture, they have made it suspicious to want to excel in your field. (You might hurt your competitor’s feelings.) The sentiment of love for one’s heritage? Banish it, banish it!

The goal being, simply, to give a very small number of people control over the whole human race.

Thus, for them, it’s crucial to break a man or woman who has strength. “We can’t be having upstarts running around the place, can we?” Children, and grownups too, are now being diagnosed with “oppositional defiance disorder” — ODD. At the website hopkinsmedicine.org we find:

“ODD is a type of behavior disorder…. Children with ODD are uncooperative, defiant, and hostile toward peers, parents, teachers, and other authority figures. They are more troubling to others than they are to themselves.” [Emphasis added]

Mind controllers have for decades been trying to break people. A declassified 1956 memo from CIA Director Allen Dulles to “The Honorable [not joking] J Edgar Hoover, Director of the FBI” purports to catalogue the advances “the Russians” have made in the area of de-personalization.

For instance, the memo shows how to handle a prisoner by alternating the interrogator’s behavior between nice and nasty. This throws the prisoner off the track and renders him unable to plan his reactions. Isn’t that mean? Oh, those disgusting Russians!

Forbes Broke the News

Now back to your arse, or my arse, or anybody’s arse. The first report on the Chinese situation seems to have come from Forbes.com.  Newsman Robert Hart at Forbes says:

“As Chinese authorities struggle to contain rising Covid-19 infections ahead of the Lunar New Year celebrations, Beijing has introduced anal swabs as a new type of coronavirus test that could detect the virus more accurately.”

He reports that 1200 school children were given the anal test. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were some element of pedophilia involved, but right now I am more interested in law. Perhaps Congressional legislation, or an Executive order, will give doctors or the Army the “authority” to conduct these all-important anal tests – for the greater good, of course.

(Remember, forced vaccination can at least try to justify itself by claiming to prevent illness and contagion.  With the swabbing business, be it nasal or elsewhere, all you accomplish is … um … er… uh … a diagnosis based on the PCR test.)

Underwear Removal in Western Australia

Western Australia’s Public Health Act 2016 makes it OK for clothing, i.e., underwear, to be removed by a vaccinator. If a public health emergency is declared – as it was in Australia on March 23, 2020 — it is permissible:

“(a) to apprehend and … take the relevant person to a place where the person is required to undergo medical observation … or to be vaccinated in accordance with the direction; and

(c) to restrain the relevant person —(ii) to enable the relevant person to be vaccinated;

(d) to remove anything (including underwear) that the relevant person is wearing, if — (i) the removal of the thing is reasonably necessary … and (ii) the relevant person is given a reasonable opportunity to remove the thing himself or herself, and refuses or fails to do so.”

In other words, if you are a Perth citizen, yelling “I have rights” won’t do you any good. This is in spite of Australian prime minister Scott Morrison assuring people that “We can’t hold someone down and make them take it.”

Where Do We Stand, in the US, on Anal Visitation?

As I said, I want to get my anal-swab status legally clarified as soon as possible. By the way, I think “rectal swab” would be the more correct term. After the Q-tip has gone past the opening (the anus) to the tune of 1-2 inches as proposed for Covid testing, it is well within the rectum.

It can also be referred to as the LDTT test (lower digestive tract). But we mustn’t waste time on semantic disputation. The arse, as I said, is protected territory. So is the whole body.

In our Bill of Rights, The Fourth Amendment (as ratified by 11 of the then 13 states in 1789) puts it about as unequivocally as you can get:

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated….”

Alas, I haven’t felt secure in my person, house, or papers since 2014. That was when the US Supreme Court ruled that a man arrested for a traffic violation could be strip-searched. His name is Albert Florence. He was pulled over on the highway. He was DWB (driving while Black) and taken to the local jail.

When the cop phoned in the license number, he learned of an outstanding arrest warrant. Note: a researcher later found that there were more arrest warrants in his town’s files than there were residents of the town. Albert Florence’s warrant later proved to be invalid.

The relevant fact for your Covid swab is that Albert told the court he was humiliated by the strip search, and the court – the almighty SCOTUS – replied: Sorry, Buddy, we have to worry more about the jail warden than about you. After all, you may have had a machete hidden up there for all we know.

Or words to that effect. A sad day for all Americans.

Major Breakthrough!

As constitutional scholar Louis Fisher has recently said, in his book Reconsidering Judicial Finality, no court decision is final. The people can speak. Citizen pressure has worked in the past. It will work again. I see anality as the key to the needed breakthrough.

Right now, I know of many Americans who are lining up for the vaccine, and who are so submissive that they believe everything they read about Covid, no matter how nonsensical on its face it may be. It’s weird how folks, sophisticated in other matters, are blind to the glaring conflicts of interest of Gates, Fauci, the CDC, etc.

Like many others, I have been confronted by decent citizens who are compelled to tell me of the harm I do by not wearing a mask. I had reluctantly concluded that it’s hopeless — the future will be one of ever-increasing supervision and degradation.

But then along came China! I see hope! Big hope! Thank you, China! Your LDTT (the polite term) will save the world.

Yes, save the world. Because as soon as we get a quorum of Yankees to reassert their Fourth Amendment rights, as soon as we rehash the notion of “secure in their persons” and “no unreasonable search and seizure,” we’ll be all set.

Is “the Fourth” really all that vital? Well, no. Keeping the government out of our underwear isn’t the thing that matters most. Getting everybody to stop and have a look at the whole scam of the pandemic and the Lockdown is what matters. The march to totalitarianism is what will finish America off.

We need to wake up fast, before it is really too late.

Lower digestive tract test? BRING IT ON!


Mary Maxwell is currently before the US District Court, seeking a restraining order against any mandatory Covid vax. Her website is ConstitutionAndTruth.com

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235 COMMENTS

  1. When the ‘wall’ supposedly fell in eastern Europe many party members migrated to six eye nations.
    Many criminals/killers came here and were rewarded and promoted with impunity.
    The children of communists, in those nations, are still in power. Freedom a dream that never eventuated.
    Back to Oz, these communist official snoops set up the security network, commencing in early nineties. The Serbs own the airports and were Westfield security throughout. They own all poker machine traffic and who knows what else. Crown kabal communism is the triumvirate handing Oz to CCP, cash only no cards accepted.

      • China US, two sides of same coin.
        The old empire making way for the new one world government. War is always good for business and depopulation, the fat cats watching either way. Here we are sitting ducks.
        Crown kabal communist mafia entrenched, Serco hotels everywhere. Neither is good by promoting nuclear armageddon. Military medical madness in all corridors of power, killing for profit. The governments in China and Us are all bad, and the people who have no influence, but will pay dearly are all good. Black brown yellow white fellas all brothers and sisters are victims to war pigs.

        • 56, you say – “China US, two sides of same coin”

          So China and the US are joined at the hip – what are your sources for coming to that conclusion?

          • 56,
            Full Text: Special Address by Chinese President Xi Jinping at the World Economic Forum Virtual Event of the Davos Agenda

            The first is to step up macroeconomic policy coordination and jointly promote strong, sustainable, balanced and inclusive growth of the world economy…………….

            The second is to abandon ideological prejudice and jointly follow a path of peaceful coexistence, mutual benefit and win-win cooperation. ………………..

            The third is to close the divide between developed and developing countries and jointly bring about growth and prosperity for all…………………….

            The fourth is to come together against global challenges and jointly create a better future for humanity……………..

            http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-01/25/c_139696610.htm

          • 56, compare –

            The US’s Luciferian Neocon Jonah Goldberg is at it again

            There are some ideas that are so dumb and diabolical that only a Luciferian Neocon will believe them.

            …………….You remember Jonah Jacob Goldberg? Some may not remember him, but he is the crazy, completely deluded and deranged Neocon who wrote back in 2002:

            “Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.”[1]

            Did you catch that? You may want to read that again to get the deep philosophical knowledge that Goldberg was bequeathing upon America in 2002. One year later, America picked up a “small crappy little country” called Iraq and, with the help of Neocons like Goldberg, blew it up to hell. Why did America have to do that? Neocon Michael Ledeen has the answer:

            “Creative destruction is our middle name. We tear down the old order every day, from business to science, literature, art, architecture, and cinema to politics and the law.”[2]………………..

            So what is Goldberg up to these days? Well, certain Iraq is no longer on his mind. He is hoping that the US gets into an inflammatory conflict with China now. “China is definitely an adversary,”[10] Goldberg didn’t stop there. He went on to assert: “China’s ruling ideology is much better understood as nationalistic, with bits of oligarchy, aristocracy, racism and imperialism thrown in.”[11]

            https://www.veteranstoday.com/2020/12/30/luciferian-neocon-jonah-goldberg-is-at-it-again/

        • Their names are on billboards, Rockerfella Foundation, Carnegie Endowment, Ford Foundation, DuPont Industries, Bayer-Monsanto, there are lots in the club before you even leave the US and go international. Forget “The Melbourne Club”, this is the real club, and don’t forget who was president of the US golf courses, Bush. I guess you have to own your own golf courses if you want any hope of being an opposition.

  2. http://themillenniumreport.com/2019/12/the-hidden-powers-behind-the-destruction-of-america/
    The Hidden powers behind the destruction of America

    The Khazarian Mafia Takes Complete
    Control of the United States of America

    KEY POINT: The Italian Mafia and the Khazarian Mafia have always been joined at the hip. The Italian bankers of the Black Nobility were primarily Jewish; however, there was a lot of intermarriage with the indigenous Catholic noblemen. These purely political marriages of convenience took place regularly to establish a covert culture whereby the court Jews could thrive under the radar, which they did particularly in Rome and in the wealthy northern Italian enclaves.
    (Source: COUP-IN-PROGRESS: Pelosi, the Mafia and the Black Nobility)KEY POINT: The Italian Mafia and the Khazarian Mafia have always

    • Good video Criss X.

      Good to see that low life scum and perhaps the most rabid of the mad dog Neocon Zionists Bill Kristol get his comeuppance around the 7 – 10 min mark.

  3. There are 60 bio security weapons laboratories level 4 worldwide, if that is not enough evidence that we have OWG, I give up and will refrain from barking the same old tune. No alpha here, only came out hoping to get a few waves, greed kills. Share the love.

  4. Criss X, I’m not sure whether it was you or Arlyn that brought up E Michael Jones the other day but I’m sure you’ll both find this latest video of Dr Kevin Barrett’s False Flag Weekly News of interest (watch from 44:40 – 50:00 in particular) :

    If you’re into E Michael Jones the whole video is interesting but the 5 mins above I’ve noted above was a highlight for me as it deals with evidence that virtually proves Trump won the election in 2016 with the backing of the Jewish lobby and then explains why the same lobby ousted him for not being ‘kosher’ on some trivial issues.

    I liked the comeback from E Michael Jones as to why the Jewish lobby turned on Trump after he’d delivered more for Israel and prostrated himself so obsequiously to his Zio-masters (without equal in the last 50 years) :

    “You can never make these people happy, so DON’T try”.

  5. This is a significant update on the present situation………..Do not be deterred by those who do not want you to know what is PRESENTLY happening.

    The second report will be resisted by lovers of the present crooked banker system. It relates also to the public growing realisation of the crooked greedy financial crimes by rigging the stocks. Some do not want you to know.

    I suggest a viewing of the second link first as it covers present financial manipulations,,,,,,,,LIKE THE RIGGED SILVER MARKET.

    https://x22report.com/aiovg_videos/ep-2393b-panic-in-dc-election-fraud-projection-its-time-to-return-publicly/

    https://x22report.com/aiovg_videos/ep-2393a-now-the-people-see-how-the-economic-system-is-rigged-watch-precious-metals/

  6. Meanwhile in Melbourne Dicktator Dan is showing the other communist premiers how it’s done with a 1 year extension to “state of emergency”. Oh surprise surprise, next time it will be a 3 year extension won’t it.
    Supplying HCQ and Ivermectin is just too hard, isn’t it, much easier to lock down, destroy economy, create bankruptcies and suicides, spouse bashing, family breakup, dare I say arsonists, alcohol abuse, good onya Dicktator Dan, I have never ever seen such a wrecker in my life and don’t ever expect to again, this guy reminds me of a quote attributed to another figure of infamy, “Give me 10 years and you won’t recognise Germany”.
    Dicktator Dan needs to be tried and locked up along with some aboriginie kids in a jail somewhere with about 100 consecutive life sentences to serve, what’s wrong with our legal system, he won’t give out the medicine, he wants to smash everything, for his beloved communism.

    • He cannot do it without the commie loving globalist mass media (and The ABC) in full support.
      Black ball all msm advertisers and sell the ABC

        • 2 weeks ago? Crikey, I stopped watching TV six days after I got back from ‘Nam. – That date was April 23 1970 when I said ‘enough’!

          I sat there that last night and was stunned by the BS I was observing on TV. My parents were sucking it up and not questioning any of it. When I mentioned that what was on TV was bullshit, THEY PREFERRED THE VERSION ON TV. Their own honest son, the one who had been to the coal-face of all that crap, and they preferred to believe the lies on the television.

          Hell, I was taking crap from the clueless anti-war/hippie crowd and at the same time taking crap from the conservative ‘America right or wrong’ crowd. Fork it, I’m cutting my own path in life. You clowns can wallow in your ignorance, but I’m outta here.

          • I think the mind-controllers have worked out the time lapse, for Vietnam the “squares” stuck with the official version for about a decade probably, for 9-11 might be about the same, so you get the old guy (HW) to do the crime because he’s going to die by then anyway.
            The heavier hitters seem unready to go out at 90 so they stay clean, while they wait for new medical miracles to keep them going to 150.
            Or so it seems.

  7. If I did photoshop I would get Munch’s “the scream” with Dicktator Dan and a few other premiers and chief health officers coloured green behind the screamer and I would change the title to Mars Attacks and I would have Dicktator Dan saying “and it’s all your fault for not wearing the mask and social distancing”

  8. I just read an interesting article titled ‘Seniors Dying After COVID Vaccine Labeled as Natural Causes’ by the world famous Dr Joseph Mercola in relation to Covid vaccine deaths :

    https://www.lewrockwell.com/2021/02/joseph-mercola/seniors-dying-after-covid-vaccine-labeled-as-natural-causes/

    There was an interesting section on the massive increase in deaths in Gibraltar in the immediate aftermath of the Covid vaccine rollout.

    From the article :

    “Gibraltar rolled out its vaccination program on January 9, 2021, using the Pfizer mRNA vaccine. By January 17, 2021, 5,847 doses had been administered (about 17% of the population).

    The curious thing about it is that the area’s first recorded death from COVID-19 didn’t occur until mid-November 2020. By January 6, three days before the vaccination program began, the total COVID-19-related death toll reportedly stood at 10.

    Then, by January 17, the total death toll had suddenly skyrocketed to 45. In other words, 35 people died in the first eight days of the vaccination program. Most were in their 80s and 90s.

    Chief Minister Fabian Picardo said, “This is now the worst loss of life of Gibraltarians in over 100 years. Even in war, we have never lost so many in such a short time.” None of the deaths are being blamed on the vaccine, however. Instead, they’re loosely blaming them on the new variant of SARS-CoV-2.”

    That’t right readers. The aggregate death toll in Gibraltar was 10 (ie: from the entirety of the pandemic dating back 12 months or so), and this shot up to 45 – a more than quadrupling of deaths in only a couple of weeks.

    Meanwhile, most of you will already by aware of the 29 deaths in Norway post vaccine.
    From the article :

    ” At the time of the deaths, the Pfizer vaccine was the only COVID-19 vaccine available in Norway, so “all deaths are thus linked to this vaccine”.

    As bad as the Pfizer vaccine appears to be, let’s look at the results for the Israeli Moderna vaccine. From the article :

    “Moderna’s reported death rate for its COVID vaccine, based on clinical trials, is 5.41 times greater than Pfizer’s.”.

    That’s right, Moderna’s vaccine has a more than 5 times greater death rate.

    Hmmm, I’m guessing that the death rate quoted was for Moderna’s ‘goyim’ version of the vaccine – the Israeli locals are probably getting are far less toxic batch.
    Mind you, that subset of the Israeli population that is deemed expendable (the Palestinians), will be getting the ‘double-plus-good-goyim version’ (the one that doubles up as a paint stripper).

  9. The COVID Cult and the 10 Stages of Genocide
    https://thefreedomarticles.com/covid-cult-and-the-10-stages-of-genocide/

    10 Reasons that SARS-CoV-2 Is an Imaginary and Theoretical Virus
    https://thefreedomarticles.com/10-reasons-sars-cov-2-imaginary-digital-theoretical-virus/

    The mRNA COVID Vaccine is NOT a Vaccine
    https://thefreedomarticles.com/not-a-vaccine-mrna-covid-vaccine-chemical-pathogen-device/

    10 Things You Need to Know about the Experimental COVID Vaccines
    https://thefreedomarticles.com/10-things-to-know-experimental-covid-vaccines/

  10. Duty to Warn by Dr. Gary Kohl

    The Concept of Fully Informed Consent and the Cunning, Gradual Dismantling of Medical Ethics During the Covid-19 Vaccine Hysteria

    (With very occasional comments/additions by Gary G. Kohls. MD – January 31, 2021 (3400 words)

    “The Nuremberg Code explicitly rejects the moral argument that the creation of benefits for the many justifies the sacrifices for the few. Every experiment, no matter how important or valuable, requires the express voluntary consent of the individual. The rights of individuals to control their bodies trumps the interests of others*.” (– Arthur Caplan, Bioethicist – 1992

    This quote from bioethicist Caplan is a fine statement for his times, but, 3 decades later, well-informed, (non-corporate-based) scientists and other ethical experts would agree that, today, in 2020, the quote should be amended thusly: (*“Today the ‘experimenters’ in 2020, should be identifies as the powerful, influential, wealthy, profit-seeking corporate entities that are seeking profits from the sacrifices of those that are uninterested, uninformed, thoroughly propagandized or otherwise ‘enslaved’” – GGK).”

    By Barbara Loe Fisher, Co-Founder & President National Vaccine Information Center (NVIC)

    What Is Informed Consent and How Does It Apply to Vaccination?

    https://www.nvic.org/faqs/informed-consent.aspx

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