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Xmas movies kids will love! Bad Santa 3, and The Fly

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Editor’s note: Another satire piece from Kim, with Gumshoe adaptions for the posters

by Kim Skeltys © 2021

With the Xmas hols nearly here, it’s a great time to head to the cinema with the kids for these family flicks! (* but only if you’re double vaxxed, the rest of you will have to make do with hand shadow puppets on your living room wall)

And to help you decide, here are reviews of two great remakes just out: the charming Xmas comedy Bad Santa 3 (starring Klaus Schwab as Santa Klaus) and the classic sci-fi horror movie The Fly (starring Dan Andrews as The Fly, already nominated for an academy award for his chilling performance in the “Most Grotesque Insect” category).

Bad Santa 3

It’s looking like a grim Xmas for kiddies worldwide, after Santa is hospitalised after an adverse reaction to a covid vaccine, and just two weeks before Xmas Day!

But luckily Xmas is saved in the St Nick of time when a replacement Santa is found, and World Economic Forum chairman Klaus Schwab steps up to become the new Santa Klaus!

But not all Santa’s staff are happy, especially after Klaus brings in covid vaccine mandates and sacks half the elves who refuse the jab.

Then even Santa’s reindeer revolt, led by ringleader Rudolph who has recently converted to Marxism, after realising Santa had been exploiting his elves as unpaid slave labour for the last 500 years.

“I knew I never should have lent him my copy of Das Kapital,” mutters Klaus when he finds out. “Damn that Rudolph! Red by name, red by nature!”

All the reindeer side with their new hero Rudolph – even though previously they wouldn’t let him play in their reindeer games as he wouldn’t reveal his vax status –and one of the elves even rewrites the lyrics to the famous Xmas song:

Rudolph the Anti-Vax Reindeer

Rudolph the anti-vax reindeer

Told Santa where to stick his dose

Says the jab is full of Luciferase

Which he even says will make him glow

Then Rudolph calls a reindeer strike for Xmas Day, and so how will Bad Santa deliver his Xmas presents now?

But luck is on his side, as Klaus’ good friend and QANTAS CEO Alan Joyce comes to the rescue, and offers to fly Santa around the world on Xmas Day in his vaxxed only plane!

Klaus then calls in the UN police who shoot the renegade reindeer, and round up all the rebel elves and put them in quarantine camps.

Klaus announces to the remaining elves he has added “reindeer steak” and “Rudolph pie” to the menu of their Xmas Day lunch, and then they all feast merrily in a happy ending the kids will love!

The Fly

Dan Andrews plays himself in this skin-crawling remake of the sci fi horror classic “The Fly”.

One day the premier of Victoria mysteriously vanishes from public life for months after a “fall down the stairs”.

Then a Gumshoe News reporter discovers what really happened.

At a Labor Party dinner, during one of the premier’s many tirades against anti-lockdown protestors, Dan suddenly chokes on his own bile – and drops dead!

However, the celebration of his colleagues is short-lived, as that night in a private morgue, a macabre experiment is conducted on Dan’s corpse by his personal physician, Dr Victor Frankstonstein.

The doctor injects Dan’s dead body with a DNA – altering covid vaccine, while simultaneously zapping it with electricity harnessed from lightning bolts.

Suddenly, Dan’s body twitches, his eyes open, and he slowly rises from the slab.

“It lives!” exclaims Dr Frankstonstein, half in horror, half in awe. But is Dan the same man, he wonders?

“I said bring me the head of Adem Somyurek!” says Dan. “Hey, where am I?”

“Whew! He’s still Dan,” says the doctor.

After a few months of recuperating, Dan returns to public life – however, his behaviour becomes increasingly irrational, and after the premier is seen at press conference during lockdown, warning Victorians, “Don’t go to St Kilda Beach to watch the sunset!” Dr Frankstonstein realises something has gone terribly wrong, and then makes a shocking discovery.

A whistle-blower from the Health Department tells him Dan’s vaccine was in fact contaminated! Somehow a fly had got into the lab, and had laid its larvae in the vial.

The doctor’s horrifying conclusion is that the premier’s DNA is genetically fusing with the insect DNA, and he is therefore undergoing a hideous metamorphosis.

“My God, Dan is mutating into a human fly!” says Dr Frankstonstein.

“Which now explains everything about the premier’s disgusting behaviour,” says the doctor, who rushes to the bathroom to throw up.

Then one horrible night, as the metamorphosis reaches its zenith, Andrew’s body sprouts giant fly wings, he flies out his bedroom window and starts buzzing around a BBQ at a Liberal Democrats Xmas function.

He is spotted by Dave Limbrick, who sharp shoots him with a can of Mortein (spoiler alert!).

Andrews plummets to the ground, and tries to crawl away, only to get stuck on a strip of flypaper- thus coming to a sticky end.

And so another film with a happy ending ALL Victorians can enjoy!

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55 COMMENTS

  1. What is the problem?
    Santa is keeping us all safe and will descend the chimney wearing a mask.
    Fauci is reported as claiming that Santa has bee injected, being with kindness to all the little children and the presents include a injection kit for Christmas, for mums and dads with instructions as to how to inject and not have to put up with nasty little grandchildren……. Unless approved by Santa shrub and uncle Dan’s, et. al.,

    • Pity Santa is banned from presenting those nasty ivermectin pills, as they were confiscated by customs as he flew in per government pharma regulators. After all, WHO FINANCES the medical ‘fraternity’, HAZZARD AND MORRISON, ET. AL.?
      But the reindeers were OK, they might have worms and need treatment. ( Mr Fitzsimmons?)

      • Good to see Alan Joyce got a mention, I’m sure we need to know more about this small but arrogant person. Likewise in the bitchute videos below from DdV, a teaser about the life of Richard Branson, of course Islands and Airlines GO TOGETHER !!! Does Alan Joyce have an island we don’t know about ??? I wonder.

  2. I recall parts of the film: ‘the fly’ ?
    Lovely ending the poor person who turned into ‘fly face’ demanded that his lady friend place his ‘transhumand’ head be placed into a vice and that she screw his head down to mush.
    I thought it a horrible sacrificial ending.
    Do not think that now.
    Forgotten the lead character’s name, but there are so many names that seem to be relevant now.
    Anyone have a vice on e-bay?
    Will offer a good price for a gross.? Will pay surcharge for a ABC or msm spiv.

  3. So sorry if I have offended flies with a inferred comparison with many humans.
    Flies have their earthly purpose, but when annoying and buzzing a good insecticide spray resolves the annoyance.
    I recommend it to extinguish those buzzing about and annoying with their lying b buzzing s.

  5. As of this morning i’m double vaxxed so I can go to the movies..
    Not that I would, I never leave my house, except today to get my second jab..
    I’ll get back to you sometime soon to show you I haven’t died!!

      • Fair enough, but i’ve not seen anyone be told they have to have it, my partner who goes to the same doctors surgery as I do wasn’t asked so he’s not doing it, whereas my doctor asked me whether I want too or not, he gave me some advice and I said yes, i’ll have it done…
        He’s been my personal doctor for 21 years now so I value his advice.

        As for the places the unvaxxed arn’t allowed into is a bit severe, but I wouldn’t go there anyway if that was the case the management decided on..
        Those that will let you in if you’re just wearing a mask and not vaxxed must be doing a roaring trade!

    • If the report below has legs, we can forget injections, the pharma, the politicians, the mass media, fossil fuels, crimes against children, Dan, Satan, cults, medical problems, doctors and wars.
      Matter of attitude and being conscious of one’s abilities.
      Perhaps a holiday on Jupiter too. Or out there somewhere.

      • Oh, and we can put Greta thumb-berg and friends back up the top paddock with our crooked scaremongering ‘scientists’ and the ABC.
        Pity we have missed the opportunity to SELL the ABC.
        Now who is laughing at Simon Parkes and Charlie Ward?

  7. Want some Star Trek dreams.
    The cabal has done a deal with aliens in Antartica.
    Try beforeitsnews.com
    “Elite cabal leaders go to Antarctica to surrender and earth alliance via Michael Salla’.👻
    Cannot verify, I was not invited😂
    The cabal will be sent off through a portal.⚖️⛓🙏🚲
    Not sure about Dan.

  8. https://www.hidden-truths.com/blogs/nazi-top-secret-antarctic-base-211-and-post-wwii-operation-highjump

    Operation High jump

    Prior to and during WWII, the Nazis were interested in the occult; and, were interested in discovering the advanced technology of ancient civilizations like Atlantis. In that regard they sent many secret missions to places like Tibet, India, Egypt, and Antarctica.

    During the latter stages of WWII, the Nazis were working with extraterrestrials (initially the Pleiadians, and then the Greys) to develop flying saucers. These flying saucers were described as “Foo Fighters” by B-52 Pilots who encountered them during the closing days of WWII.

    Base 211 located in Neuschwabenland, Antarctica.

    • And remember that a US naval force was driven away from Antartica by forces ( aliens?)in 1947.
      From memorial the US fleet was commanded by Admiral Byrd ( bird?)
      The mysteries and secrets down there have been subject to much speculation ever since.

      • Yes, I heard about the globalists last gambit to take over the world by having every one experience a false ET invasion, from pastor Lyndsey Williams.
        I discovered Williams in the late 1990’s.
        He claimed that he heard about the last gambit plan in the 60’s from his ‘Elite’ corporate contacts.
        Not sure how much he made from his videos💁
        Who can trust any ‘elite’ spivs ever. Especially LeGarde and friend Claus? (He ain’t no Santa!) Nor any government, but something is up!
        I noted a scandal with Harry Reid when he tried to take the Bundy’s land for the Chinese planned huge solar farm years ago. Thief.
        Have heard zilch for about ten years on his latest endeavours.

        • In addition the plan is to have Christ? appear as a hologram in the atmosphere to give a message to all humanity in every language to all get along……. Just do as the NWO directs😇😇😇
          With everyone’s brain injected with graphine, it could be a telepathic contact
          Obey, Be happy.

          • Spot on Ned. Reckon I know the location. Memory Mountain. Hillsong Church. Mel Gibson and Ken Duncan a friend of John Howard have been preparing for this for a long time. The apparition should appear sometime between now and mid -April. When are the Elections?? Better invite scomo, to ensure another miracle

          • Dianne,
            I hear that the face of the Holographic Christ will be Dan from Victoria.
            He has been practising for the gig for some years and is a sure thing, beating Malcolm’s and Mel’s application by two points on the self righteous ego scale.
            They still have vacancies for 12 cameo appearances but no one wants to be Judas.my money is on a Biden appearance, after all, he is already there, then again some are pushing for a token female, but Michael Obama had his eyes scratched out by HRC.
            As for Mary, Greta seems certain, beating Lambie and Hansonly by; a I dare you.
            Ita was a early favourite but the ABC has a better offer from Mudrock who will represent the media as the unrepentant one along side at the crucifixion, Malcolm Fraser wins as the repentant believer.
            The Roman soldiers are all wearing masks and will be hard to identify, but I understand that hey are all representatives from the media, they know how to hammer in a nail or two and know how to have a punt to pick up some used gear and try for a robe.
            The lancing of the side was competitive, unfortunately, being a contest by so many, there were no survivors for the role…… well that’s politics.
            Harold Holt will be the master of the presentation ably assisted by a Cough.🙈
            If you want a good location to observe the spectacular, better book at Clover’s electoral office……. Best of luck, tickets are severely restricted.
            As for Regina, sorry, London Bridge will be down.🙏

          • There are only two contenders with a big enough messiah complex and who also work direct for Globalists, they are MT and BS. Just when you thought an election couldn’t get any uglier, imagine a holographic Bill Shorten coming out of the clouds to induce mass vomitosis.

      • “The word “Nazi” is a pejorative.

        In the Bavarian slang it came from it meant “country bumpkin” or “rube”. It was first used to insult and demean the National Socialists by an odious communist Jew, Konrad Heiden, who wrote for the Jewish-owned German press in the 1920’s.

        There were no “Nazis” in Germany outside the fevered imaginations of the serial-lying Jewish press, who exported the word to the rest of the western world through the control of the media by their fellow “internationalists”.

        To use the word to describe the National Socialists conveys a fundamental ignorance of actual history…and a bias towards accepting the narrative that goes along with the word “Nazi” as if it were true.”

  9. As a white sirpremass, I can only conclude that Dan dooes not want to “fly” or Highjump ever again.

    Rudolf whose nose only dreams of a white Christmas, “post ww2 South American style”.

  13. W3 -you mention Assange —and that I am back from wherever I went– something Assange and I have in common is Agenda 2021. – Tavistock Agenda see Iona’s Tavistock Agenda – Timeline 2012 Agenda — Am an expert on The Great White Brotherhood– cults experiments torture and genocide and sadly child trafficking—breeding programs transhumanism- any thing I speak to is personal–and well researched. You were the only one on gumshoe who asked —WHY—I am open to communication –Dee will give you my contact details.
    Today is my mothers birthday –born 100 years ago– aargh that is another story

    yes beautiful Simon– I hear you–we hear each other– maybe it is “us” who will “all save god-“-suffer the children to come unto me /thee

    Listen to us we are talking to you

  15. Midnight Oil–the music industry is another thing—Peter Garrett– Beds are Burning– then politics–Minister for Education– pink bats–phasing out of bilingual/ two way models of education–now a hero again –you see I know his story -met at Apollo Bay– ahh a cult– then solid rock sacred ground- then Papunya–meeting with Warumpi band–going bush to plan their -ITEM — 2000- Sydney Olympics– Beds are Burning–felt heroic–now seen as planned–the grand plan -the script. –ya basta

    In plain sight

    • Amarka [ Omorca]

      “From “Am,” “mother,” and “arka” “earth” the first letter aleph is often pronounced as o. Thus the pronunciation ……………

      The Two Babylons” by Alexander Hislop, p.77

      “……..In Egypt she was styled Athor——i.e., “the Habitation of God”. to signify that in her dwelt all the “fulness of the Godhead.” To point out the the great goddess-mother, in a Pantheistic sense, as at once the Infinite and Almighty one, and the Virgin mother, this inscription was engraven upon one of her temples in Egypt: “I am all that has been, or that is, or that shall be. no mortal has removed my veil. The fruit that I have brought forth is the Sun.”

      From “Am,” “mother,” and “arka,” “earth,” you get “Amarka,” “The Mother of the Earth.”, alias Rhea, Cybele etc, The Mother of Gods and Men, alias the Roman Catholic Mary, the “queen of heaven” [Jeremiah 44:17,18,19,25], and most surely these manifestations which all represent Nimrods wife are represented by the “Statue of Liberty” in New York harbour. [ note 1, p.77. The Goddess Mother of Habitation” – “The Two Babylons” by Alexander Hislop.]

      and from the same book page 158 — The Golden Cup —- Revelation 17:4

      “……….Thus then the cup bearing goddess was at once Venus, the goddess of licentiousness, and Nemesis, the stern and unmerciful one to all who rebelled against her authority.

      How remarkable a woman, whom John saw [Rev.] described in one aspect as the “Mother of harlots” and in another as “Drunken with the blood of the saints!”

  17. I read today on Gabbi Choong’s Telegram:
    “They are bringing in the big guns now. Elizabeth Loftus an expert on ‘false memories’, and known for testifying in the trials of Ted Bundy, Robert Durst, and Harvey Weinstein took the stand in the defense of Ghislaine Maxwell

    The same line is used to discredit people who report being witness to satanic rituals as children – this was the disinformation campaign that spurred the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and nineties.

    Loftus is something of a go-to witness for defense attorneys looking to discredit witnesses in sexual abuse cases, according to attorney Lisa Bloom, who has represented several Epstein accusers (and also advised Weinstein, who now is serving a 23-year prison sentence for a rape and sexual assault)”

    “Also the next post: a Fiona Barnett Quote:
    Wake up world
    #itstime for the people to unite and demand truth justice and freedom for our children

    A tightly organised, mafia-style, hierarchically structured crime syndicate has infiltrated every aspect of Australian government and society including the judiciary, churches, law enforcement, military, child protection, hospitals, educational facilities, childcare centres, and Parliament. The network has numerous branches and countless members who profit from various illegal activities including drugs, arms and child sex trafficking. It is a well-oiled clandestine machine fuelled by public ignorance and distraction.

    Ritual Abuse, RA, Cult Abuse, Satanic Ritual Abuse, SRA constitutes one facet of the child trafficking machine. The Australian media has reported on RA cases, although references are limited and difficult to locate. Reporting of these cases peaked in the mid- 1990s during the Wood Royal Commission.’

    Fiona Barnett”

    So I sent this to Gabbi and thought Gumshoers might find it interesting.

    Mary Knight video with Elizabeth Loftus and Bessel van der Kolk–titled

    Am I Crazy? My journey to determine if my memories are true

    https://maryknightproductions.com/index.html

  18. A little more about Bessel van de Kolk

    “#besselvanderkolk #trauma #stress Bessel van der Kolk is a one of the world’s foremost experts on traumatic stress – his global bestseller The Body Keeps The Score showed us that the terror and isolation at the core of trauma literally reshape both brain and body, and demonstrated a new approach to recovery, moving away from standard talking and drug therapies to heal mind, brain and body. In this exclusive conversation with psychotherapist and author of The Invisible Lion, Benjamin Fry, Bessel fuses insights from the cutting-edge of neuroscience with the weight of decades of experience as an active therapist, and discusses how both adults and children can reclaim ownership of their bodies and their lives. In PART 2 of his How To Academy event, Bessel and Benjamin discuss CBT, LSD and EMDR, yoga and coping mechanisms, how every child has the birthright to be adored and how the body keeps the score. Click SUBSCRIBE for weekly videos featuring the world’s most influential people. Welcome to The How To Academy: The Home of Big Thinking. From Nobel laureates to Pulitzer Prize winners, we invite the world’s most influential artists and thinkers to share their insights and ideas in livestreams and live events. We also help businesses inspire clients and staff, and make books, podcasts and films to spread knowledge and innovation across the globe. Visit https://howtoacademy.com/ for our upcoming events. This livestream was held in collaboration with MindHealth360″

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